在輾轉之下，看到某個"學姊"的網誌(雖然不認識)，
寫著有關文藝青年的四十五大特徵，基於我一直有著假文藝青年的心態，
理所當然的就要來試一下水溫，讓我們來看一下文青都在做什麼。
1.文青都愛村上春樹
村上的書是真的滿好看的，但我想他如果轉戰情色文學應該也是翹楚中的翹楚。
2.文青都愛攝影(基本上是單眼或是LOMO底片機)
YA!我中一項了，媽快來看。
3.文青都極瘦
我盡量。
4.文青褲子都窄的像褲襪
復興人每個都文青了。
5.文青都穿極簡但貴的衣服
極簡風是王道，不過跟流浪漢只有一線之隔。
6.文青很雷光夏
她好有名，不過很不熟。
7.文青很後搖
不能很英搖嗎？
8.文青can't live without converse all star
這不是基本款嗎？
9.文青的頭髮不能打薄
哈哈哈
10.文青都戴看起來沒什麼但貴到不行手工粗框眼鏡
就是有錢嘛。
11.文青喜歡歐洲遠勝過美洲
崇洋媚外是不行的！
12.文青不用wretch
PIXNET贏了。
13.文青都會學法文或西班牙文
我連台語都不會講。
14.文青只看深夜MTV
聽起來...
15.文青愛去誠品看書
可以坐在地上看書、睡覺、玩手機、自拍‧‧。
16.文青在很暗的咖啡館看書
難怪要戴眼鏡了。
17.文青不吃便當
總統早上也只吃稀飯而已啊，開什麼玩笑！
18.文青煙抽很大
流氓限定。
19.文青咖啡喝很大
星巴客獨家。
20.文青酒喝很大
要不要順便吃檳榔。
21.文青一定要有MAC小白POWERBOOK
APPLE多到可以開店了。
22.文青要會樂器
媽，我中兩項了，我會打響板。
23.更高階的文青還會組團
難怪要會樂器。
24.文青都去真善美看電影
永和美麗華可以嗎？
25.文青服裝雜誌都看裝苑
還真的沒看過。
26.文青的文青雜誌是誠品好讀
跟誠品脫不了關係就對了。
27.文青的房間牆壁一定是自己漆上顏色 (即便是白色)
原來文青要兼油漆工。
28.文青的房間都貼看不懂的語言的電影海報
我笑了這點。
29.文青的房間會有奇怪造型的燈
我想要奇怪造型的男朋友，ex:水母。
30.文青的房間牆壁上貼滿各種拍立得或是LOMO照片
信姐快來看，你上榜了。
31.文青的房間不是極簡黑白就是極復古
就跟你說極簡王道了。
32.文青的床包組不是IKEA的就是MUJI的
IKEA容易壞，MUJI在台灣賣很貴。
33.文青的文具跟筆記本都是MUJI的不然就是誠品買的
誠品的筆記本很好看‧‧‧。
34.文青的房間有一整牆看不懂的書
像是『如何學習黑魔法』或是『靈魂穿透術』之類的嗎？
35.文青的房間有一整櫃玫瑰大眾買不到的CD
網路下載的嗎？
36.文青不打一般便利商店或麥當勞的工
一定要在誠品或是星巴客打工。
37.文青打工首選不是誠品就是很暗的咖啡店或小白兔唱片行
看吧被我說中了。
38.文青一年四季要跑許多場音樂季
都沒人陪我去！！崩潰~~~~！！
39.文青最愛逛創意市集
哈哈哈
40.文青的爸媽最好是醫師律師教授或高官
有錢人。
41.文青不會大笑
靠腰我破功了。
42.文青永遠有很多莫名其妙的煩惱
王瘦你上榜了。
43.文青是憂鬱症很大族群
一直在暗暗的地方不憂鬱才怪。
44.文青不會破口大罵
沒收功就罵髒話！
45.文青一不小心就活在自己的世界裡
慧慈有人找你。
各位少男少女們，要當文藝青年就要這樣喔！！！
喔我要推薦一個我最近才聽到的樂團。
Puddle of Mudd 爛泥巴樂團
2002年出了第一張專輯，Blurry算是代表作，
特別的是這個樂團是由我喜歡的另一個樂團，
『Limp Bizkit』的主唱Fred帶出來的，其實風格跟Limp Bizkit差很多，
Limp Bizkit比較接近nu metal，Puddle of Mudd比較偏向Grunge，
Grunge就是油漬搖滾，像是Metal+Punk的融合。
我是在別人的網誌上聽到Puddle of Mudd的Psycho這首歌，
是2007年收錄在《Famous》專輯中的其中一首，
立刻就愛上了，風格很獨特，我想我之後也會去找些Grunge Rock來聽。
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho? yeah?
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho?
She lays down on the fresh lawn
She can make everything magical
But she tied one on big time
And it makes me want to rewind
To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off in any minute
And you know we`re gonna win again
Yeah you know we`re gonna win again
Yeah you know we`re gonna win again
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho? yeah
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The paranoid flako? yeah
Schizo? schizophrenic psycho? (whispered)
She lays down on the sidewalk
Never very analytical
She is something simply beautiful
Reappear with youth and magical (not positive but close?)
Back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off in any minute
And you know we`re gonna win again
Yeah you know we`re gonna win again
Yeah you know we`re gonna win again
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic Psycho? yeah
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The paranoid flako? yeah
You`re/I`m the one
I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho? yeah
I`m the one
I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho? yeah
(guitar part)
I`m the one
I`m the one
wooahhh?.
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho? yeah
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The paranoid flako?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Maybe I`m the one
Who is this paranoid flako?
Maybe you`re the one,
Maybe you`re the one.
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho? yeah?
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho?
She lays down on the fresh lawn
She can make everything magical
But she tied one on big time
And it makes me want to rewind
To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off in any minute
And you know we`re gonna win again
Yeah you know we`re gonna win again
Yeah you know we`re gonna win again
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho? yeah
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The paranoid flako? yeah
Schizo? schizophrenic psycho? (whispered)
She lays down on the sidewalk
Never very analytical
She is something simply beautiful
Reappear with youth and magical (not positive but close?)
Back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off in any minute
And you know we`re gonna win again
Yeah you know we`re gonna win again
Yeah you know we`re gonna win again
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic Psycho? yeah
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The paranoid flako? yeah
You`re/I`m the one
I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho? yeah
I`m the one
I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho? yeah
(guitar part)
I`m the one
I`m the one
wooahhh?.
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The schizophrenic psycho? yeah
Maybe I`m the one
Maybe I`m the one
Who is?
The paranoid flako?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Maybe I`m the one
Who is this paranoid flako?
Maybe you`re the one,
Maybe you`re the one.
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